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→ 14 May 12 at 12 am
→ 14 May 12 at 12 am
Wait, I have a puppy. I think I can make this work.
lol this is so ridiculous
This is awesome
this is the funniest thing i have ever seen hahahahhaha
This made me laugh so much.
Very persuasive. If anyone presented this argument to me, I would gladly let someone touch both my boobs.
(Source: cockadoodledooo, via for-a-lifetimee)
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→ 11 Apr 12 at 12 am
→ 11 Apr 12 at 12 am
“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.”
(via fuckyeahvforvendetta)
“The thing is,” the man in the pea coat said quietly. “Most people don’t know how to take control of their own lives. Some people are like snow, all clumped together, and melting away in the goddamn sun, while other are like rain - clustered together until, everyone falls down together, and gets everyone else wet.”
She looked at him inquisitively, and replied, “Stop worrying so much about it. Have a cup of java, and relax…” her words trailing off into an unquestionable aposiopesis.